Death Star Petition Nears Signature Threshold on White House Site
UPDATE: The petition has crossed the 25,000 signature threshold. ORIGINAL ARTICLE: In the near future, it’s possible that the White House will actually have to respond to the people’s suggestion that...
View ArticleDeath Star Petition Passes 25,000 Signatures, So You Know What That Means
Your move, White House. Among the many pressing issues facing our great nation, the people have rallied together in support of the most pressing one of all: our reckless lack of functioning Death...
View ArticleWhite House Responds to Death Star Petition, Doesn’t Support Blowing Up Planets
Sorry John D of Longmont, Colorado and the 34,000+ other who signed the Death Star petition: the White House has responded and the answer is no. The federal government will not be initiating a program...
View ArticleWhite House Now Requires 100K Signatures for Petition Response, Will...
About a month ago, I said that the White House’s “We The People” online petition site was “ensuring its legacy as a total joke.” I know, that’s pretty harsh. But at the time, it really looked like the...
View ArticleGalactic Empire Responds to White House Petition Response Re: Death Star
Earlier this week, the White House dashed the dreams of over 34,000 American citizens as they officially refused a petition to start production on the country’s very own functioning Death Star. Bummer,...
View ArticleDeath Star Kickstarter Project Sees 500+ Pledges in Less Than Two Days
If the government refuses to help us defend against impending threats, the people have no choice but to take up the project themselves. And since the White House has officially thrown water on the...
View ArticleAnother Star Wars Petition Hits White House Site, This Time Calling for...
Over the half year or so that the White House has been operating their We The People online petition site, we’ve seen that it can be used in a variety of ways. There are the ridiculous petitions – the...
View ArticleDeath Star Petition Nears Signature Threshold on White House Site
UPDATE: The petition has crossed the 25,000 signature threshold. ORIGINAL ARTICLE: In the near future, it’s possible that the White House will actually have to respond to the people’s suggestion that...
View ArticleDeath Star Petition Passes 25,000 Signatures, So You Know What That Means
Your move, White House. Among the many pressing issues facing our great nation, the people have rallied together in support of the most pressing one of all: our reckless lack of functioning Death...
View ArticleWhite House Responds to Death Star Petition, Doesn’t Support Blowing Up Planets
Sorry John D of Longmont, Colorado and the 34,000+ other who signed the Death Star petition: the White House has responded and the answer is no. The federal government will not be initiating a program...
View ArticleWhite House Now Requires 100K Signatures for Petition Response, Will...
About a month ago, I said that the White House’s “We The People” online petition site was “ensuring its legacy as a total joke.” I know, that’s pretty harsh. But at the time, it really looked like the...
View ArticleGalactic Empire Responds to White House Petition Response Re: Death Star
Earlier this week, the White House dashed the dreams of over 34,000 American citizens as they officially refused a petition to start production on the country’s very own functioning Death Star. Bummer,...
View ArticleDeath Star Kickstarter Project Sees 500+ Pledges in Less Than Two Days
If the government refuses to help us defend against impending threats, the people have no choice but to take up the project themselves. And since the White House has officially thrown water on the...
View ArticleAnother Star Wars Petition Hits White House Site, This Time Calling for...
Over the half year or so that the White House has been operating their We The People online petition site, we’ve seen that it can be used in a variety of ways. There are the ridiculous petitions – the...
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